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Alright, I guess this is my Joseph Kony moment. I need you to help me make this next bit of information viral, because well… We’re in a lot of trouble guys. I guess I’m going to have to try to condense as much of this information as I can into this before you get too bored to keep reading. I know this is the case because with most text posts you just keep scrolling if it doesn’t have any notes. Well, I need your help getting those notes.
Also, I might get killed over this.
Seriously, I wouldn’t be the first one to die for speaking out about this.
Okay first off, you live here:
Okay, you might not actually live in that city, or in that area… Or maybe you do, how weird would that be? Anyway. You live in a country with roads and electricity and all that other stuff. A nice place with people and buildings and lots of stuff you take for granted that people in other countries don’t have. I can prove this because you’re on the internet reading this right now.
Anyway as you might be aware, the world is a pretty messed up place. There’s wars going on everywhere, like seriously, EVERYWHERE! And there’s nothing we can do about it. We’re living in a world where there are billions of people who are still convinced that the way we are going isn’t a bad thing. Where we are all dependent on one finite resource. Oil.
You are here.
Look at your keyboard, unless it’s one of those really fancy keyboards made out of metal or something, it’s going to be made of plastic. If it’s made out of plastic it’s probably got a bit of oil in it. All the plastics around you right now have a little bit of good old fashioned dinosaur corpse in it.
The tires on your car require oil, all of the plastic in your car, your house, your shoes, all of it. Oil.
Oh, and I bet you drive a car around don’t you? Maybe one of those classy prius’s that don’t need as much gasoline as the others… I mean, you’re doing your part you know… Cause eventually we’re going to run out of the stuff… Right?
In the last 100 years, we’ve used up more than half of the stuff. And there isn’t any more of it coming either. But you know, somebody is bound to figure out something before it’s too late right? I mean someone is going to come to our rescue and stop us before it’s all gone right?
Well I hate to break it to you, but we’re the only ones who can save this planet. The last great war of humanity is going to be over Oil, don’t kid yourself. It’s getting pretty bad. And we’ve only got about 40 years of oil left.
and by left I mean, FOR THE NEXT 45 MILLION YEARS.
And now I know what you’re thinking, there have got to be some experts who know about this stuff who can stop the road warrior from becoming the world we retire to…
Oh boy, we are fucked aren’t we?
Well we are, if we don’t do something about it.
Here’s a picture of ethically diverse children running to illustrate us doing something about it. Look at all the fun we’re having! I don’t know, it made sense in the Kony video, people ate that shit right up.
But more accurately, here’s a picture of what might save the world:
It’s kind of adorable isn’t it? That is a magnetic generator.
Now I know what you’re thinking:
Here’s basic formula for how it works:
Here’s the point. If we can create free energy, we can save the world. quite literally. Imagine how easy it would be for people all over the world to have enough food and water if they had the means to get it? Entire towns could be powered by this. Water pumps could bring fresh liquid refreshment to the people everywhere, and the best part: All of it is free, and there is no pollution….
Just don’t put your laptop or phone too close to it. This could quite literally change the fucking world itself. It would end our need to burn things for energy, now we can just start pulling it out of the air. Heck there are lots scientists who figured out how to just pull energy right out of the air. Free energy, Nikola Tesla had the market cornered on this, but the problem with free energy is that… Well, it’s “Free” so you can’t exactly charge people for it.
Here’s a picture of a scary old man who stopped Free energy.
Free energy doesn’t buy you a fancy pocket watch, that’s for sure.
Oh and the guy Nikola Tesla who figured out how to make this free energy stuff happen:
He probably knew what he was talking about if that’s what he was using to read his Mark Twain fanfics.
Anyway, all this energy is right there, and the only thing that’s suppressing it is the fact that there are SO many motherfucking BILLIONS of dollars to be made out of this terrible arrangement of how we get our energy.
“Pocket watches don’t buy themselves you know.”
So here comes the part of this where I tell you what you can do. And no, we aren’t going to be covering the night on Hitler’s birthday. No, you don’t have to buy a fucking action kit. No, you aren’t a terrible person if you ignore this.
And yes you can ignore it, right up until the road warrior breaks down your road and makes you his concubine, yes you can ignore this.
OR YOU COULD TAKE THIS LINK:
AND PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION!
IT MIGHT SAVE HUMANITY! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE EARTH ITSELF, SIGN THIS PETITION OR JUST REBLOG THIS!
Oh… Yeah, reblog this :D Thank you for reading!
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