me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

this much stress and anxiety can’t be good for anyone

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

(via glassmomiji)

gigapausecountdown:

The Gigapause has been in effect for 314 days. There are 51 days left until one year of Pause.

I just went into the Gorillaz tag for the first time in forever and I’m laughing so fucking hard holy shit

I’m reeeeeeeally bad at taking quizzes

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

(Source: evidentearth, via glassmomiji)

thatfunnyblog:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via hypergiants)

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

image

(via glassmomiji)

libutron:

Entoloma percoelestinum -  A new species from Europe and Russia
A new species named Entoloma percoelestinum (Entolomataceae), just described this year and native to Eastern and Western Europe, as well as Western Siberia (Russia). It got its name for looking a lot like Entoloma coelestinum - the “сelestial” Entoloma.
This mushroom is uniformly dark blue, blackish blue or black.
References: [1] - [2]
Photo credit: ©Tatiana Bulyonkova | Locality: Akademgorodok, Novosibirsk, Siberia, Russia (2012)

libutron:

Entoloma percoelestinum -  A new species from Europe and Russia

A new species named Entoloma percoelestinum (Entolomataceae), just described this year and native to Eastern and Western Europe, as well as Western Siberia (Russia). It got its name for looking a lot like Entoloma coelestinum - the “сelestial” Entoloma.

This mushroom is uniformly dark blue, blackish blue or black.

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©Tatiana Bulyonkova | Locality: Akademgorodok, Novosibirsk, Siberia, Russia (2012)

(via fantasticfungi)

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