dutchtica:

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

dat gif doe

(via thehystericalchef)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via comfortablynumblr)

sagicorndreams:

I will be one of the vendors at this event. Come join us for lots of spooky fun!!

sagicorndreams:

I will be one of the vendors at this event. Come join us for lots of spooky fun!!

(Source: facebook.com, via sagicorndreams)

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via soujiswag)

erernjaeger:

"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."

image

(Source: cierin, via soujiswag)

ooooh I have noooo motivation today bluhhh

They caught him though. Doesn’t help much since people are dead anyway but thats how they found out he had killed so many.

yeah and they’re saying the number could at least double :c

apparently Indiana  has a new serial killer :/

so who was the anon that sent me that fanfic like a million years ago

you ever gonna fess up? ehh??

Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.

(Source: daddystamina, via comfortablynumblr)

should have made cell phone straps 2-sided

I can use one of the cell phone straps I made on this phone

eeeeeeeeeeeee!

steepravine:

Perfect Laccaria amethysteo-occidentalis
Does it get better than bright purple, edible mushrooms? These are even more ridiculously beautiful than blewits!
(Marin, California - 4/2014)

steepravine:

Perfect Laccaria amethysteo-occidentalis

Does it get better than bright purple, edible mushrooms? These are even more ridiculously beautiful than blewits!

(Marin, California - 4/2014)

(via mushrooms-are-adorable)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY