kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

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These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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omg!! I got a pic of Jack yawning! It’s blurry but it’s still cute. Also you can see he’s got a single orange scale on his head. It’s been there ever since he was a baby and it’s never grown out…so cute!

also he is covered in sand cause he’s a silly snakey but oooOooOoOoooo pretty colors :D

gloomy-optimist replied to your post: I almost forgot to mention Eric and I…

Great pics! Looks like you guys had fun :)

we did! I can’t wait to go to parks all day everyday that is my goal this spring/summer

howlnatural:

Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

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Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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oranges-lemons:

yah yah, wasn’t the first one to think of this, but it was too amusing to not to draw ahaha OTL

oranges-lemons:

yah yah, wasn’t the first one to think of this, but it was too amusing to not to draw ahaha OTL

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flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

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23devil replied to your post: I almost forgot to mention Eric and I…

daw you guys are cute :3

ehehehehhee no u

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